Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Political Leanings

So, I took the quiz at cnn.com to see where they thought I leaned politically.

Here is the chart.







If you number the bottom hash marks from 1(left) to 4 (right), I was:

Iraq: 4
Economy: 3
Terrorism: 4
Immigration: 3
Moral Issues: 1

Probaby pretty accurate, but their questions kind of sucked. Especially the Iraq questions. "Do you favor or oppose the war in Iraq?" Who the hell "favors" war? I think that we need to be there and that ultimately, the war will make us safer as a nation, but I certainly don't "favor" the war. Anyway, let me know where you come out.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Obama

A semi-serious post. Wow. This should be interesting. In Anna's comment to my last post, she asked what I, an Illinios Republican, thought of Barack Obama, an Illinios Democrat and potential Presidential candidate.

Although I'm not ready to vote for the guy, I have been impressed with Obama. He is one of the best speakers I've heard for quite awhile. He also seems to have positioned himself as a centrist and as someone willing to work with people on both sides of the aisle.

Obama's website says that he is against meth, violence against women, sex offenders and hurting federal judges. Hard to disagree with that. He also has a pretty good stance on national security. One of the things that makes me think that I could stand to learn more about this guy is his stance on immigration -- actually a balanced, well-thought out and realistic view (i.e., no, we can't deport 11 million people tomorrow) -- it is also a fairly conservative view. Although there is a lot of fluff and very little substance in terms of his issues statements on his website (pretty much par for the course with any politician), from what I see, he has some good ideas.

Now, even with all of the sunshine he's blowing up our collective ass on his website, I have a couple of problems with Obama. First and foremost, Obama is a traditionalist gun control activist. He wants to ban semi-automatics and increase possession restrictions. He also voted against the bill to limit the liability of gun manufacturers for gun related deaths and crimes. These antiquated views completely miss the point, but that will have to wait for another blog entry. Second, Obama, like most Democrats, has criticized the war in Iraq and the war on terror generally. I understand and appreciate the view that we could be handling the situation better, and I like that Obama's criticism hasn't just followed the party line. However, like every other critic, he hasn't come forth with any real ideas for change. I really don't like blanket criticism without any offer of alternative solutions.

So, I guess that I like him about as well as any politician, Republican or Democrat. He is better than the screaming right-wing christian fanatics, and better than Teddy Kennedy and his crazies, too. It will be interesting to see if he can remain a moderate as the election gets closer and his party continues to pull him left. Please just don't let him get mixed up with Hillary. She sucks.

A lot.



p.s. This isn't the first time I've shown some appreciation to Obama, although the last time I mentioned him, a tiny little democrat sent evil thought waves at me in an attempt to make my head explode.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I Am Not The Duck

Since my helper monkey went to shit, I think I am ready to go get a guard duck.








Refusing to limit discussions to the english vernacular is a common theme of this blog, as evidenced by my own bi-lingual proficiency shown here and here.

Monday, October 16, 2006

19,209

I grew up in Dickinson County, KS.

According to the US Census, there are about 19,200 people in DK County. Didn't seem like that many.

Other stuff about the D - K:

50.8% of the residents are women (compared to 50.3% in KS overall). Just goes to show that my county is a pro-equality, equal opportunity county--all about balance and diversity.

97% of the population is white. (compared to 89.4 in KS overall). Ok, scratch that thing I was saying about diversity and balance.

Population change in the last 5 years: -.7%. Just kicking out the hippies.

Persons per household: 2.40.

Persons with a disability: 3,506. Evidently they didn't count NASCAR Obsession as a disability. That would have popped it up 10 or 12 thousand.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Minutemen

So, the semi-crazy, right-wing, quasi-militant people that have been patroling the US/Mexico border? Minutemen? I think I want to be one.

Sort of.

I want to drive to the middle of the desert in southwest Texas, put a lawnchair in the back of a north-facing pick up, and drink beer. When I have time, I'll also look through some binoculars for illegal border crossing people, but I'm pretty much content with calling in the border agents to deal with them. If I wanted to put 30 illegal Mexicans in the back of my truck and drive them somewhere, I'd go to the Home Depot on Elston Avenue at 6:30 on a Saturday morning.

Plus, border patrols/fences are a stupid solution. (See Post Below).

I will probably have to take a couple of guns with me, because what good is sitting on a lawnchair in the back of a truck drinking beer if you don't get to have periodic Great American Rock and Cactus Shooting Championships with the NASCAR fan parked next to you.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Politicians are Stupid

Washington idiots signed a bill into law today that approves spending 1.2 BILLION (with a fucking B) dollars on building a fence between the US and Mexico. Idiots.

As the saying goes, "show me a fifty foot fence, and I'll show you a fifty-one foot ladder."

Here's an idea! No fence at all. Instead, anyone who employs an illegal alien gets fined. $10,000 per person for the first offense. $500,000 per person for every offense after that. Do the same thing for people who rent or sell houses/apartments to illegal aliens. If there is no work and no place to live for illegals, the problem will start to abate.

Also, stop deporting people just across the border. Do what Eisenhower did. Send their asses three hundred miles south into Mexico. THAT is a deterrent.

So, in short, politicians are idiots and addressing the root of the problem would make way too much sense.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Save me a spot . . .