Minutemen
So, the semi-crazy, right-wing, quasi-militant people that have been patroling the US/Mexico border? Minutemen? I think I want to be one.
Sort of.
I want to drive to the middle of the desert in southwest Texas, put a lawnchair in the back of a north-facing pick up, and drink beer. When I have time, I'll also look through some binoculars for illegal border crossing people, but I'm pretty much content with calling in the border agents to deal with them. If I wanted to put 30 illegal Mexicans in the back of my truck and drive them somewhere, I'd go to the Home Depot on Elston Avenue at 6:30 on a Saturday morning.
Plus, border patrols/fences are a stupid solution. (See Post Below).
I will probably have to take a couple of guns with me, because what good is sitting on a lawnchair in the back of a truck drinking beer if you don't get to have periodic Great American Rock and Cactus Shooting Championships with the NASCAR fan parked next to you.
Sort of.
I want to drive to the middle of the desert in southwest Texas, put a lawnchair in the back of a north-facing pick up, and drink beer. When I have time, I'll also look through some binoculars for illegal border crossing people, but I'm pretty much content with calling in the border agents to deal with them. If I wanted to put 30 illegal Mexicans in the back of my truck and drive them somewhere, I'd go to the Home Depot on Elston Avenue at 6:30 on a Saturday morning.
Plus, border patrols/fences are a stupid solution. (See Post Below).
I will probably have to take a couple of guns with me, because what good is sitting on a lawnchair in the back of a truck drinking beer if you don't get to have periodic Great American Rock and Cactus Shooting Championships with the NASCAR fan parked next to you.
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 10:26 AM
1 Comments:
See, this is just another example of your incredible talent to see a situation and figure out a way to use it to sit in the back of a truck with beer, a lawn chair and guns.
I think this is another instance where a hard hat is required along with camo shorts and maybe some body paint.
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