Ragin' Repubs vs. Damned Dems
My brain has been in vapor-lock for the past couple of days, so picking topics to post on here has been about as easy as fitting your elbow in your ear. In any event, Eeds had a blog idea for me: In a tag-team wrestling match between Bush/Cheney and Kerry/Edwards, who would win?
I was supposed to argue the point with her tiny friend Sarah (http://www.xanga.com/sarahqc) -- with me obviously promoting Bush/Cheney and the little democrat promoting horseface/ambulance chaser.
However, since (1) Sarah has not yet posted anything about it and (2) I'm pretty disappointed in all politicians right now, I will only devote the following few comments to the argument:
W and the Big C would take down horsey and babyface like Ali schooled Foreman in Zaire. The fight would probably be delayed while the jackasses decided who should be the first fighter and who should wait at the ropes, but once it started, the only time anyone would be talking about "Blue States" is when describing the color of the bruises covering Kerry/Edwards. Shortly after the second round, the Bush/Cheney win would be solidified when Kerry predictably changed his mind, declared that in fact he was not in the fight but instead was diametrically opposed to the conflict, and went to his corner to cry and to fantasize about Nancy Pelosi in spandex. Left to his own devices, Edwards would fold quickly in hopes that at least one person on the medical team treating him after the fight would be worth suing.
I was supposed to argue the point with her tiny friend Sarah (http://www.xanga.com/sarahqc) -- with me obviously promoting Bush/Cheney and the little democrat promoting horseface/ambulance chaser.
However, since (1) Sarah has not yet posted anything about it and (2) I'm pretty disappointed in all politicians right now, I will only devote the following few comments to the argument:
W and the Big C would take down horsey and babyface like Ali schooled Foreman in Zaire. The fight would probably be delayed while the jackasses decided who should be the first fighter and who should wait at the ropes, but once it started, the only time anyone would be talking about "Blue States" is when describing the color of the bruises covering Kerry/Edwards. Shortly after the second round, the Bush/Cheney win would be solidified when Kerry predictably changed his mind, declared that in fact he was not in the fight but instead was diametrically opposed to the conflict, and went to his corner to cry and to fantasize about Nancy Pelosi in spandex. Left to his own devices, Edwards would fold quickly in hopes that at least one person on the medical team treating him after the fight would be worth suing.
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 1:47 PM
2 Comments:
Your post gets creativity points for clever name calling, and working "Nancy Pelosi" and "spandex" into the same sentence.
Since you are talking about political parodies, go to www.jibjab.com and watch their latest, "Bush 2-0-5". It is hilarious. Also there are others including a stoned Pres. Clinton attempting to bake brownies.
Also, Republicans would always kick any Democrat's ass. Why you ask? Because the dumbass dems would stand in their corner screaming about how much the Repubs suck and that the Dems are the greatest fighters ever. However, nothing else would ever be done because everyone knows Dems never have a plan of attack. Meanwhile the Repubs would calmly stroll over and with one strategically planned punch knock-out the opposition. Unless of course the opposition is Nancy Pelosi and then the Repubs would just throw water on her and watch her melt.
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