Pearls Before Swine is my favorite comic. Probably because the cartoonist used to be a lawyer and then quit to draw little sarcastic animals. I had to post today's comic because it captures how I feel every fucking moment of every day.
"I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble."
--John Wayne
3 Comments:
Right on!
Solution: Move to the beach and sell suntan lotion and bottled water in a little stand that you also sleep in.
I think lottery tickets should also be involved in my long term career strategy.
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