Manifesto #5 (Like Mambo #5, But Less Dancing)
Right now, I hate fucking politicians. Today, Bush (who I generally support, except when he has his head up his ass) gave a speech laying out the strategy in Iraq and released a 35 page report detailing the strategy. Immediately, in fact even before the fucking speech was finished, several democrats (who I never support because they always have their heads up their asses) were saying that the strategy outlined by the Pres. was bullshit.
BEFORE THE FUCKING SPEECH WAS FINISHED. How in the holy fuck can you possibly give any credence at all to a person who condemns someone for saying something that they haven't even fucking said yet. This shit just blows my fucking mind. Fuck all of them. Here are some quotes from the dems:
"The status quo is not working and that we need to have a plan that makes us safer and our military stronger and makes Iraq more stable . . ." N. Pelosi (CA)
(No shit? What the fuck do you think Bush was talking about, you stupid bitch?)
"The best way to protect the troops, the best way to stand up for the troops, is to provide the best policy for success in Iraq." Horsefucker J. Kerry (VT)
(I agree. The best policy would be the one to go with. Any comments on what that would be horseface? I can't believe people actually voted for this asshole.)
"Our troops, their families, and the American people deserve a clear strategy with military, economic and political measures to be met in order to successfully complete our mission." H. Reid (NV)
(Strangely enough, Bush's report develops a three pronged strategy for success based on "Security", "Economic" and "Political" tracks. Was this stupid piece of shit even paying attention?)
Not one of those sons of bitches actually said what was wrong with the Bush plan, and those cowardly tofu-snarfing frog-licking finger-pointing french-fried mother fuckers never once offered any ideas of their own.
Of course, I've only briefly looked at the Pres.'s report, but from what I have seen so far, it is so general and propaganda-laden that it doesn't say much either. Thirty five pages of shit that is so general that it could have been developed by damn near any group of college sophomores sitting in their fucking government class. On the other hand, there is no way in hell that Bush could lay out anything more detailed, because then he is just setting himself up for throngs of attacking democrats who miss the forest for the trees.
This is the reason that people don't fucking vote. Because as soon as we take a good, solid public servant and elevate them to the D.C. political scene, they either (1.) get completely forgotten in the crush of assholes who care less about their constituents than their next fucking book deal or (2.) become assholes themselves.
This shit is the reason that I really don't think I'd ever go into upper level politics. If you want to make changes, do it at the state or local level, or just get a shitload of money and buy whatever you want from those federal fuckers who get fat up there in D.fuckingC.
I'll tell you what. Now I understand why people quit recognizing any government above the county level. Most of our county commissioners are half worthless, but at least they aren't corrupt (or at least they aren't smart enough to be corrupt for very long before they get caught). Fuck it. I'm getting my guns and going home.
BEFORE THE FUCKING SPEECH WAS FINISHED. How in the holy fuck can you possibly give any credence at all to a person who condemns someone for saying something that they haven't even fucking said yet. This shit just blows my fucking mind. Fuck all of them. Here are some quotes from the dems:
"The status quo is not working and that we need to have a plan that makes us safer and our military stronger and makes Iraq more stable . . ." N. Pelosi (CA)
(No shit? What the fuck do you think Bush was talking about, you stupid bitch?)
"The best way to protect the troops, the best way to stand up for the troops, is to provide the best policy for success in Iraq." Horsefucker J. Kerry (VT)
(I agree. The best policy would be the one to go with. Any comments on what that would be horseface? I can't believe people actually voted for this asshole.)
"Our troops, their families, and the American people deserve a clear strategy with military, economic and political measures to be met in order to successfully complete our mission." H. Reid (NV)
(Strangely enough, Bush's report develops a three pronged strategy for success based on "Security", "Economic" and "Political" tracks. Was this stupid piece of shit even paying attention?)
Not one of those sons of bitches actually said what was wrong with the Bush plan, and those cowardly tofu-snarfing frog-licking finger-pointing french-fried mother fuckers never once offered any ideas of their own.
Of course, I've only briefly looked at the Pres.'s report, but from what I have seen so far, it is so general and propaganda-laden that it doesn't say much either. Thirty five pages of shit that is so general that it could have been developed by damn near any group of college sophomores sitting in their fucking government class. On the other hand, there is no way in hell that Bush could lay out anything more detailed, because then he is just setting himself up for throngs of attacking democrats who miss the forest for the trees.
This is the reason that people don't fucking vote. Because as soon as we take a good, solid public servant and elevate them to the D.C. political scene, they either (1.) get completely forgotten in the crush of assholes who care less about their constituents than their next fucking book deal or (2.) become assholes themselves.
This shit is the reason that I really don't think I'd ever go into upper level politics. If you want to make changes, do it at the state or local level, or just get a shitload of money and buy whatever you want from those federal fuckers who get fat up there in D.fuckingC.
I'll tell you what. Now I understand why people quit recognizing any government above the county level. Most of our county commissioners are half worthless, but at least they aren't corrupt (or at least they aren't smart enough to be corrupt for very long before they get caught). Fuck it. I'm getting my guns and going home.
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 6:36 PM
3 Comments:
"Immediately, in fact even before the fucking speech was finished, several democrats (who I never support because they always have their heads up their asses) were saying that the strategy outlined by the Pres. was bullshit.
BEFORE THE FUCKING SPEECH WAS FINISHED. How in the holy fuck can you possibly give any credence at all to a person who condemns someone for saying something that they haven't even fucking said yet."
Could this not be described as "shooting first and asking questions later?"
... since 1978?
Oh, I don't think so. First, nobody actually shot anything. When I say "shooting first and asking questions later since 1978", I mean literally dropping the hammer and then asking things like, "when does season start?" or "are you sure no one saw us?".
Democrats on the other hand, never shoot anything, but instead prefer to try to talk it to death or asphixiate it with hippy stink.
Your blog basically summed up what I have thought about the federal politcal scene since the last election. The most on point remark was: "Not one of those sons of bitches actually said what was wrong with the Bush plan, and those cowardly tofu-snarfing frog-licking finger-pointing french-fried mother fuckers never once offered any ideas of their own."
Unless you have a suggestion on how to fix it, shut the fuck up. This type of criticizing without offering a better solution is what lost the last election for the democrats. No matter how general or idiotic it may seem, at least the Republicans have a plan.
Finally, I typically shy away from this type of blatant self-promotion, but if anyone is interested, I have three uncommented on postings on my blog site.
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