Friday, March 24, 2006

Things I've Broken

Pencil lead
Green trucks (both of them)
Window
Left hand
Right hand
Sunglasses
Eyeglasses
Promises
Walnuts
Couple of Sticks
Most of my fingers
My nose
Cell phones
Beer bottles
Ground
Swathers, balers, disks, drills, field cultivators, planters, combines
Silence
Coffee cup
Ankle
Laws
Lamps
Chairs

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is quite an impressive list. I'm glad that you remembered to include "couple of sticks." Those were very important.

Goober.

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot plates

1:29 PM  

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