Underwear Model
Pappy got a new job. Yep, the ragin' bohemian is changing employers. On his blog, he says that he can't tell everyone what his new job is because it "isn't blog material", but I feel like everyone should know, so fuck him. Although he was a little vague when we last talked, I've narrowed down his new career to the following three possibilities:
1. Underwear model for Victoria Secret's "Furry and Feeling Foxy" Expectant Mothers Collection.
2. HBIC (head bohemian in charge) Operations for Teen-Aid Abstinence Program (http://www.teen-aid.org/). Clearly, their most qualified candidate ever.
3. Full time position as resident hippy-kicker at the local PETA office. (It's an unpaid position, but the job satisfaction would be very high.)
If you have other ideas, go ahead and post them in the comments to this entry. Maybe between all of us we can figure out just what the fuck that guy does for a living.
1. Underwear model for Victoria Secret's "Furry and Feeling Foxy" Expectant Mothers Collection.
2. HBIC (head bohemian in charge) Operations for Teen-Aid Abstinence Program (http://www.teen-aid.org/). Clearly, their most qualified candidate ever.
3. Full time position as resident hippy-kicker at the local PETA office. (It's an unpaid position, but the job satisfaction would be very high.)
If you have other ideas, go ahead and post them in the comments to this entry. Maybe between all of us we can figure out just what the fuck that guy does for a living.
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 4:52 PM
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