And the Award Goes To . . .
The John Wayne Trophy for Outstanding Blogsmanship has been awarded to Pothead (http://adbt.blogspot.com/) for his blog "Gangsta!". Although competition has been fierce, in this case there was a clear winner. The complete cross-genre jump and pro-Bush elements of the blog moved it to the top of the list, and the following exchange between 50 Cent and Aaron Brown sealed Pothead's victory:
Brown: "Mr. Cent how will this change the course of the Iraq war."
50: "Fuck you, any other questions, bitches"
The award was last held (albeit for a short time) by Pappy (http://bohemianlogic.blogspot.com/) for "New Suit", an entry that showed a deep recognition of his audience, a clear understanding of high [hunting] fashion, and a deeper insight into the reasoning of a clearly tweaked mind.
Notably, this award was initially held by yours truly for the excellent use of de espanol in my "Spanish Speaking Crawdads" and "Eet Es Like Dis" entries. However, clearly the bar has been raised.
Honorable mention: to Eeds (http://www.eeds22.blogspot.com/) for "I hope your fat lying ass catches on FIRE)
Note: The John Wayne Trophy for Outstanding Blogsmanship was established in 1979 and first awarded in 2005. During the 26 years in the interim, nothing happened. The Trophy is awarded for outstanding quotes, thoughts, rants and raves, and is so named in honor of the only man in the history of the universe who could make "Drago?" a memorable and ultimately meaningful quote.
Brown: "Mr. Cent how will this change the course of the Iraq war."
50: "Fuck you, any other questions, bitches"
The award was last held (albeit for a short time) by Pappy (http://bohemianlogic.blogspot.com/) for "New Suit", an entry that showed a deep recognition of his audience, a clear understanding of high [hunting] fashion, and a deeper insight into the reasoning of a clearly tweaked mind.
Notably, this award was initially held by yours truly for the excellent use of de espanol in my "Spanish Speaking Crawdads" and "Eet Es Like Dis" entries. However, clearly the bar has been raised.
Honorable mention: to Eeds (http://www.eeds22.blogspot.com/) for "I hope your fat lying ass catches on FIRE)
Note: The John Wayne Trophy for Outstanding Blogsmanship was established in 1979 and first awarded in 2005. During the 26 years in the interim, nothing happened. The Trophy is awarded for outstanding quotes, thoughts, rants and raves, and is so named in honor of the only man in the history of the universe who could make "Drago?" a memorable and ultimately meaningful quote.
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 8:14 AM
3 Comments:
Honorable mention? No, no, no.
I think my rant was way better than pappy's camo suit blog. Also, I should get points for my clean-cut blog. Kinda like Will Smith gets props for not cusing in his songs...
Also, I think "Eet es like dis" was, by far, the best blog of all time.
You are a big meanie.
I agree with WHBH. The award is titled the John Wayne award and there is nothing clean-cut about the Duke. Sorry, Eeds, but your blog fell short of the Duke's standards. However, don't be discouraged, you've made great strides these last few blogs.
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