Why Being A Man Kicks Ass

Because we can have toys like these (click to enlarge):


There are times in life that just going with "normal" is not acceptable for a man. Hence, we do things like weld huge metal shooting stands to the back of our vehicles.






Often, women perceive these modifications as manifestations of our male egos and come up with all kinds of psycho-analytic jargon to describe our behavior.

Truthfully, we do this because it gives us neat places to drink beer.








And a golf cart for Snot.