Beaches

I'm going to go sit on the beach for a week down in the Cayman Islands starting Saturday.

I'm going to go snorkeling and sit by the pool. I'm going to drink beer for breakfast. I'm going to go deep sea fishing, and catch a big fucking fish. If I feel like it, I may not shave the whole time I'm down there. Above all, I'm planning on losing my blackberry overboard on the first fucking boat I can get on.