Top 10 Baby Names . . .
. . . for Pothead's baby:
10. The Littlest Pothead
9. Zelda.
8. The Baby. Must be spoken with a Scottish accent.
7. Frodo. In hommage to his father's hobbit-like qualities. If unacceptable to mom, could go with Sam or Pippen. Gandolf is out of the question.
6. Al. Al Kaholic.
5. [Pothead] Junior. That way, he will have an answer to "the only other [Pothead] I ever knew was gay."
4. Jimmy. Since Pothead sold the black Jimmy rather than put it out to pasture on the farm, this would be a nice little tribute to a great truck.
3. Busch Light.
2. Jacob or Jake. That way we can all call him "Big Jake." If it's a girl, "Woman." Also a nod to the Duke. Other acceptable names along these lines would be Sean [Thornton], George Washington [McClintock] or Hondo.
1. Dude. Or Duder or El Duderino, if you aren't into the whole brevity thing.
10. The Littlest Pothead
9. Zelda.
8. The Baby. Must be spoken with a Scottish accent.
7. Frodo. In hommage to his father's hobbit-like qualities. If unacceptable to mom, could go with Sam or Pippen. Gandolf is out of the question.
6. Al. Al Kaholic.
5. [Pothead] Junior. That way, he will have an answer to "the only other [Pothead] I ever knew was gay."
4. Jimmy. Since Pothead sold the black Jimmy rather than put it out to pasture on the farm, this would be a nice little tribute to a great truck.
3. Busch Light.
2. Jacob or Jake. That way we can all call him "Big Jake." If it's a girl, "Woman." Also a nod to the Duke. Other acceptable names along these lines would be Sean [Thornton], George Washington [McClintock] or Hondo.
1. Dude. Or Duder or El Duderino, if you aren't into the whole brevity thing.
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 12:04 PM
5 Comments:
Wasn't Par's mom's name Zelda?
I think No. 2 is the best idea.
I don't know if her name was Zelda or not. I thought that Zelda would be a good name because Zelda is the reason that I knew Pothead and Goat would be in the loft in front of the TV at any given moment throughout our entire Sophmore year of college.
Brother,
Do you mean "Zena?" as in Zena Warrior Princess.
You are soooo confused, as usual. :)
No, you big dork.
Zelda the video game.
And Xena is spelled with an "X", not a "Z".
Zelda the video game?
I don't think I'm the dork in this situation. :)
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