Mill Creek Flood

Looks like Mill Creek flooded again, and the residents of Paxico have come through with flying colors.

Pictured below is Captain's cousin and his girlfriend/wife/sister.



Normally, Wabaunsee County tradition dictates that no fewer than 2 men and 14 firearms be present for any emergency beer run. However, after H.D. sunk the first three or four pieces of plywood, they had to turn to the skinny chick to ride the party-barge to the Quick Shop and back.

Note that this photo truly exhibits that Paxico motto: "variety is the spice of life." When 30-packs of Busch Light ran out, these people didn't bitch and moan. They just picked up a little of everything else: Bud Light, Bud Heavy, Keystone Ice, Red Dog, random bottles of alchol, and 16 oz. of sprite to mix.

I can guarantee they plan on putting this all in one big bucket and drinking the concoction. (Hence, the toilett paper.)

When all the alcohol is gone, they'll just call Captain on the marine band radio and have him come pick them up in Catfish Hunter. (If that fucker forgets the trolling motor again, they are going to be shit out of luck.)

P.S. 10 to 1 says that the guy was in charge of getting smokes, so he stuck a couple of cartons of Marlboro Lights in his pockets. Seriously, they'll dry out just fine.