Sooners -- The Most Smartest Team
If you know an OU fan, it would be a good idea to call them now and tell them to step away from the ledge.
Rhett Bomar (yeah, his name is really Rhett) was just permanently kicked off of the OU football team for taking about $18,000 from a Norman, OK car dealership for work he really didn't do. That's kind of really fucking against the rules in college.
Don't know Rhett? (I'm talking to you Sis). He was the glory boy quarter back that was going to lead OU to two or three national championships before he went pro and made an assload of money. He was supposed to be better than Jason White, who was a Heisman-winning god.
Instead of winning championships, becoming an OU legend, and then becoming a millionaire pro QB, (which sounds like a pretty damn good plan to me) he pissed it away for $18,000. You can't even buy a pick-up for that, which is too bad, because if he doesn't drive his butt the hell out of Oklahoma, somebody is going to shoot him.
So . . . Whose Fault Is It?
1. Bomar. Fucking Idiot.
2. Car Dealer. Better stock up on the fire-bombing insurance, because I think that the college kids in town are probably going to be thinking of you when they are crying in their beer after losing to . . . well . . . everyone.
3. Coaches. There are two stars on the team: Bomar and Peterson. There are about 4o fucking coaches. Get one of those little telephone cord leashes that parents put on their toddlers and make sure that neither of your stars is ever more than 15 feet from a coach. Ever.
4. Bomar. Fucking Idiot.
Go K-State!
Rhett Bomar (yeah, his name is really Rhett) was just permanently kicked off of the OU football team for taking about $18,000 from a Norman, OK car dealership for work he really didn't do. That's kind of really fucking against the rules in college.
Don't know Rhett? (I'm talking to you Sis). He was the glory boy quarter back that was going to lead OU to two or three national championships before he went pro and made an assload of money. He was supposed to be better than Jason White, who was a Heisman-winning god.
Instead of winning championships, becoming an OU legend, and then becoming a millionaire pro QB, (which sounds like a pretty damn good plan to me) he pissed it away for $18,000. You can't even buy a pick-up for that, which is too bad, because if he doesn't drive his butt the hell out of Oklahoma, somebody is going to shoot him.
So . . . Whose Fault Is It?
1. Bomar. Fucking Idiot.
2. Car Dealer. Better stock up on the fire-bombing insurance, because I think that the college kids in town are probably going to be thinking of you when they are crying in their beer after losing to . . . well . . . everyone.
3. Coaches. There are two stars on the team: Bomar and Peterson. There are about 4o fucking coaches. Get one of those little telephone cord leashes that parents put on their toddlers and make sure that neither of your stars is ever more than 15 feet from a coach. Ever.
4. Bomar. Fucking Idiot.
Go K-State!
posted by White Hat Black Hat at 8:25 AM
2 Comments:
"Don't know Rhett? (I'm talking to you Sis)."
Geez you're good.
Go State!
P.S. I just read the title of the blog. hahahahahahahahahaha
P.P.S. I think you could market those little telephone cord things to coaches. See, you'd have to reinforce the strength of them - make it more like barbed wire telephone cord things - then we could call them "season savers" or something like that.
I'm such a fricking genius.
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