There's a class for that?

Growing up on the farm, I've hauled, shoveled, forked, spread, swept and otherwise generally dealt with cow shit, horse shit, sheep shit, pig shit and chicken shit. During 4 years of college, I lived in the middle of all of Pothead's shit (pre-Pile System). Every day in Chicago, I deal with all kinds of bullshit. Amazingly enough, no training was ever required to handle all of that shit.

So someone please explain to me how I got signed up for a class that includes instructions on how to change a diaper.